Wait Andy !!!!
I still have another one....
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...sounds like love!Originally posted by KK: The Legend Continues:
This nice girl named Stacey broke my fall. She broke her spine and crushed her skull in the process, but she broke my fall none-the-less.
...wait, aren't you married already?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...sounds like love!Originally posted by High Commander Dark Angel:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by KK: The Legend Continues:
This nice girl named Stacey broke my fall. She broke her spine and crushed her skull in the process, but she broke my fall none-the-less.
...wait, aren't you married already?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">She's not really my type. I went through my "making love to dead women with crushed skulls" phase years ago.
And you should see the cows we've been firing at them. Half of them have lipstick on and are wearing these huge bras covering all 6 nipples. The other half are sitting around smoking and making fun of the ones wearing the bras.
It's some fuckin weird shit I tell you. Man, 'Nam ain't got nothing on over there.
well, I guess it can't hurt to try...
*slathers new lube on High Commander*
uh-oh... [img]eek.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Guess I didn't think this through.Originally posted by Peeker:
well, I guess it can't hurt to try...
*slathers new lube on High Commander*
uh-oh... [img]eek.gif[/img]
**sits on catapult** [img]frown.gif[/img]
Daddy's coming home Stacey.
...oh, great. I can't walk around with you hanging from there all day, Wolvie...
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Guess I didn't think this through.Originally posted by KK: The Legend Continues:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Peeker:
well, I guess it can't hurt to try...
*slathers new lube on High Commander*
uh-oh... [img]eek.gif[/img]
**sits on catapult** [img]frown.gif[/img]
Daddy's coming home Stacey.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*tries to release catapult, get stuck to it...gums up works...ends up a solid mass of Peeker, Commander, KK, cow and catapult...*
...alright...I have a solution.
*Self-Destruct initiates...*
wait a sec! [img]eek.gif[/img]
*waits exactly one second...explodes spectacularly*
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